'Light Up My Life' songwriter kills himself

There's a joke there some where, but I dare not go there.

After Rapture, Piece of Mind Service

Since I will not likely be joining any of you headed 'up there' I will be happy to attend to your worldly possessions if you will sign them over to me.

I will also care for pets, but that will require a small fee, paid up front.

I specialize in caring for NFA firearms, fast cars and bad women. And will give applicants needing help with those items priority, those I realize that those possessing such items will likely stay here with me anyway.

Tell me you don't miss Ronaldus Magnus

Even the CDC understands the threat!

Zombies!

You're what's for dinner!

May is Zombie Awareness Month

Does this sound the least bit familiar?

The statesman who should attempt to direct people in what manner they ought to employ their capitals, would not only load himself with a most unnecessary attention, but assume an authority which could safely be trusted, not only to no single person, but to no council or senate whatever, and which would nowhere be so dangerous as in the hands of a man who had folly and presumption enough to fancy himself fit to exercise it.

Sowell, Thomas (2007). A Conflict of Visions: Idealogical Origins of Political Struggles (p. 46). Quoting Adam Smith.

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