After Rapture, Piece of Mind Service

Since I will not likely be joining any of you headed 'up there' I will be happy to attend to your worldly possessions if you will sign them over to me.

I will also care for pets, but that will require a small fee, paid up front.

I specialize in caring for NFA firearms, fast cars and bad women. And will give applicants needing help with those items priority, those I realize that those possessing such items will likely stay here with me anyway.