If you live in oakland, don't call the police for these.

  1. Here's a partial list:
    • burglary
    • theft
    • embezzlement
    • grand theft
    • grand theft:dog
    • identity theft
    • false information to peace officer
    • required to register as sex or arson offender
    • dump waste or offensive matter
    • discard appliance with lock
    • loud music
    • possess forged notes
    • pass fictitious check
    • obtain money by false voucher
    • fraudulent use of access cards
    • stolen license plate
    • embezzlement by an employee (over $ 400)
    • extortion
    • attempted extortion
    • false personification of other
    • injure telephone/ power line
    • interfere with power line
    • unauthorized cable tv connection
    • vandalism
    • administer/expose poison to another's
SO...  If *I* lived there, I'd just call them and ask them to come pick up the body..

Since they won't go after "[Giving] False information to a peace officer" NO PROBLEM...

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